I would give my left arm to have had this interchange with the lovely Cheesi over guild chat so I could screenshot it and post it here (Yes, when we're both playing at the same time we type to one another rather than talk in RL. Don't judge us).
Instead, it happened during a text message conversation wherein I was asking her to convince me not to spend money on a new electronic toy that I don't really need.
Me: I'm thinking about doing something stupid. Talk me down.
Cheesi: Uh oh. I don't know how many times I have to tell you. Keep your penis out of the coffee pot.
This is why I married this woman.
The third generation of pay to win
7 hours ago