It's Not Easy Being Cheesi

Even though she spends every day:

1. Dealing with mouthy, hormonal teenagers.
2. Cleaning up after people who don't quite understand that "in the vicinity of the garbage can" is not quite as good as "in the garbage can."
3. Running after the Baby Tank, who, like a good Warrior-in-training, charges all over the place shouting even though she's supposed to be "disabled" and "immobile."
4. Putting up with my moody, obsessive-compulsive, and self-destructive behavior (I call it the price of genius).

She still managed to hit the big 8-0.

Gratz, Babe.

Now poison up. We've got some crap to kill.